ExoticJess provides a video guide for those guys who seem to keep striking out with their smooth come on lines. “But I’m being post-modern” or “I meant it as a joke, obviously I know better,” probably won’t excuse you from trying. It’s better to know what girls consider slimy from a mile away before attempting your next pickup.

Watch the video now: How To Pickup A Hot Girl – The Pick-up Line Game: Good & Bad Lines – Dating Advice

The latest issue of SpoiltAttentionWhore features Sparkle finally meeting up with a guy she met on MySpace.  Classy it ain’t, but what is it all for if we can’t take the time every once in a while to laugh at ourselves.

The point is, respect yourself and maintain your dignity, but don’t ever take yourself so seriously that you lose your sense of humor and fun.  A great sense of humor will not only make you feel and look younger, but it will get you through the tough times and ultimately make you more attractive.  No one likes a mopey, self pitying, stick in the mud.

Smile.

We found this Italian ad for a 3G phone funny and clever.  Be wary of truth in advertising!