The latest issue of SpoiltAttentionWhore features Sparkle finally meeting up with a guy she met on MySpace.  Classy it ain’t, but what is it all for if we can’t take the time every once in a while to laugh at ourselves.

The point is, respect yourself and maintain your dignity, but don’t ever take yourself so seriously that you lose your sense of humor and fun.  A great sense of humor will not only make you feel and look younger, but it will get you through the tough times and ultimately make you more attractive.  No one likes a mopey, self pitying, stick in the mud.

Smile.

This is a great video by Dan Fielding Domestic God for guys about how to run things when you have a hot date coming over to your place – setting the mood, what wine to choose, laying out dinner and more.

OK, admittedly not everyone is going to date Britney Spears, but one of the side-effects of having to keep up the hotness are the experiments with fashion.  Hotties are often trendsetters.  Sometimes, the experiments don’t work out too well.  A video recorded on a cell phone posted yesterday at YouTube chronicling the event had over a million views in one day.  It has since been removed.

Britney has been made to wear a very heavy metal-looking corset that quite certainly makes moving around the stage, let alone dancing, very difficult.  As the lights cut out after “Slave 4 U”, they leave the stage but the sound man forgets to mute her mic and you can hear her say in frustration over the loudspeakers “My p*ssy is hangin’ out.”

Poor girl – all she wants to do is dance.  We wish her well on the rest of her tour and hope someone in the wardrobe / design department has mercy on her and makes her a lighter version of her outfit.

Girls: There is a reason women left the farthingales and corsets behind in the 17th century; dressing up to impress is great but it is more important that you are able to feel comfortable, have fun and be yourself!

A hilarious send up of what can happen on a nightmare speed date.

We found this Italian ad for a 3G phone funny and clever.  Be wary of truth in advertising!